Crying because this exists and I just bought it for myself
My birthday is fast approaching, please someone buy me this.
I feel like my knees have marshmallow between the bones
Doesn’t matter how much it happens the swelling after a bad dislocation always creeps me out
i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
She isn’t even trying